I am Jerick Aldrin P. Ilagan, also known by a variety of nicknames: Jerick, Aldrin, Jap, Japi.
regionalist, federalist, liberal, supporter and defender of public broadcasting, reader, well-opinionated, loves good (and daring) shows, good movies, good music. fan of alternate history. pro-RH Bill. gay.

 

Goku: Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something?

Piccolo: What is it?

Goku: You're not human either, right?

Piccolo: ....yeah.

Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

Piccolo: What about it?

Goku: Are...are you a Yoshi?

Piccolo: ........yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.

Goku: Can.....can I ride you?

Piccolo: Argh.