September 2010
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Philippines in TVE (En portada, TVE2) →
nice one! XD
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FTW! =)))))
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“sa panahon ngayon, ruler na lang ang straight”
Now, many girls are pretty, but they don't have...
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“Now, many girls are pretty, but they don’t have the brains. Now, many boys...”
“whew! I’m 19 today!”
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Signs That You’re Going To Hell
If all the girls you’ve “been with” screams: “Demonyo ka, ang sarrraaaaaaap!!!”
If you’re bitching about the hot weather and and old woman hisses at you: “Masanay ka na…mas mainit sa pupuntahan mo…”
If everytime you try to enter a church, the guard tells you: “Sori ma’am, bawal po pumasok ang mga spawn of Satan.”
Pag nag-asawa ka, ang asawa mo dala ang langit, ang biyenan mo dala ang...
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do you ever wonder
1. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 2. Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? 3. Why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? 4. Why “abbreviated” is such a long word? 5. Why doctors call what they do “practice”? 6. Why you have to click on “Start” to stop Windows? 7. Why lemon juice is...
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-Yaya's Diks-
Etong mga susunod na salita e galing sa ating mga cute and lovable yayabells! Parang mga bading, meron din ata silang sariling lenguahe! Ang mga salitang eto ay totoong nasambit at hindi kathang isip lamang!
1) Strim - Hipon
2) Malu-malu - Marshmallow
3) X-tray - Pam-picture ng buto at laman loob
4) Letsus - Gulay pang salad
5) Cotamus - Pagkawalang malay ng matagal na panahon
6) Istiwardi...
-Reminiscence- (sequel to Yesterday by Jap)
PROLOGUE In the barren road in the countryside of South Africa’s KwaZulu-Natal, a mother and her daughter walked together through this lonely dirt road. The mother’s name is Yesterday, while her daughter’s Beauty. They will visit the doctor in a faraway town, as they had before. This time, a lot earlier. In a crossroads, they had met two teachers. One of them became a...
Dear Bob Ong
Dear Mr. Bob Ong,
Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong ramp model na stage actress na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya. Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula ? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita? In lab na po...
Inday Jokes Series
Amo: Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpapadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pam amahay na to! Klaro ba? Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika,...
Celebrities Boohoohoos
1. Nadia Montenegro promoting the movie, The Life Story of Julie Vega: “I would like to invite everybody to watch the Life Story of Julie Vega. Kung nasaan man si Julie ngayon, I’m sure she’s very happy ‘coz it’s just around the corner.” 2. Melanie Marquez’s parting shot to Mrs. Dee, her former mother-in-law: “You know, I’ll say this in English because Mrs. Dee doesn’t understand Tagalog....
Pessimist/Optimist
The pessimist finds fault; The optimist discovers a remedy. The pessimist seeks sympathy; The optimist spreads cheer. The pessimist criticizes circumstances; The optimist changes conditions. The pessimist complains about the apple seeds; The optimist plants them. The pessimist imagines impending peril; The optimist sees signs of prosperity. The pessimist disparages; The optimist...
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